Thought the breakfast table was a crime-free zone? Think again! Theft of boiled eggs is on the increase and soldiers up and down the country are being dunked behind their owner's back. Add to that the kerfuffle of two civilians fighting over the last piece of bacon and you've got a high profile crime scene on your hands.
Want to avoid this? Then it's time to take precautions...it's time to invite a policeman along. Make a place for this copper at the table and you can be sure that no criminal activity will take place. Your boiled egg will be safe and you can enjoy a 'policeful' breakfast every day.